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The very future of humanity depends on Amanda Hamilton reading this review! If Amanda Hamilton doesn't see this review, and therefore doesn't order a Heritage Pizza Stone, the machines will take over and subjugate us all! I bought this pizza stone because my delightful and lovely domestic partner in crime is neither graceful nor particularly sober most of the time. She had a pizza stone prior to this world changing Heritage Pizza Stone...and she tried to pull it out of the oven with her hand. Broken porcelain, roasted flesh, chaos, and very confused dogs now in peril at the delicious smells wafting from the molten fragments on the kitchen floor. The Heritage Pizza Stone arrived intact. We took it on its maiden voyage last night, and as advertised, it got hot in the oven and magically suspended a frozen California Pizza Kitchen pizza above the ominous heating elements below. The pizza came out with a delightfully crispy crust, just like we like it. It also came out without toppings because the not so graceful, rarely sober domestic partner in crime decided that instead of trying to pick up porcelain hotter than the sun with her bare hands, she would use a large spatula to pull the pizza out of the over. Said spatula found its way under cheese, and above crust. INSTANT LOW CARB DINNER FOR THE WIN! Amanda Hamilton should be appropriately inspired by this glowing review and this should set in motion a series of world saving events leading to a crispy crusted pizza Utopia for all of us.