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If I could give this product six stars, I would. This has completely changed my life...for the better. I used to come home from work every day, sit on my couch, cold, and watch re-runs of Christly Knows Best until I would slowly drift to sleep. I would shove cheese balls into my mouth, one by one, until my hands became permanently stained by the orange cheese. But no longer will my life be that living hell hole, for now my onesie keeps me warm, and, like the arms of a loving companion I will never have, my onesie hugs me and tells me everything will be okay.