Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I was waiting expectantly for this book to arrive, but apparently the copy in our local library is defective. It is missing some very important chapters: 1. How to obtain a job delivering $250,000 half-hour speeches. My friends and family all agree I have a more engaging personality than Ms Clinton, plus I would have my dog perform tricks at no extra charge. I cannot find a single gig for a $250,000/speech job and was eagerly waiting on the book for information on how to do this. 2. IT and Technology tips. I would like to know how to run a major enterprise out of a public toilet. This could really reduce overhead at my firm and might lead to some $250,000 speaking jobs. 3. How to beat a Federal criminal investigation. One can never tell when this might come in handy. 4. Health and beauty tips. I have attached pictures of some better Clinton books.