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I began reading The Harlequin with much trepidation. I am one of the original fans of the series who, I admit, has not been pleased with the latest offerings. The first hundred pages or so were not that bad and had me thinking that maybe there was some hope for our heroine and the author. Alas, it just wasn't meant to be. The action in the book was limited to a few scenes, only a couple of which Anita actually participated in and frankly they weren't that exciting. The sex scenes themselves were written better than they have been in the previous books, but they were pointless to the storyline and often had me thinking "what the heck was THAT all about?". And once the characters let the genie out of the bottle by having sex that was all the book rotated around; not necesarrily actually having sex, but talking about sex, thinking about sex, arguing about sex, having sex again... you get the picture. The Harlequin (as the bad guys) could have been scary and just weren't, especially at this weird moment at the end when everyone stood around talking about their "feelings" while the bad guys just stood around and twiddled their thumbs. Of course, Anita used her metaphysical mojo and miraculously vanquished them just in the nick of time. I also found myself suffering from deja vu. Every chapter had at least one character repeating some cliched phrase from previous books over again. There were some conversations that I swear were lifted straight from the other novels. Maybe this is so new readers can learn the characters but it was pretty annoying. Probably the worst thing for me though is that I just don't like the characters anymore. I used to be able to immerse myself in an Anita Blake book to the exclusion of everything else around me because I liked the characters and the world they lived in. The charcters were original, they had thier own personalities, and the stories were exciting. Anita has become a self-righteous bully, Richard is a whiny bas**rd, and apparently Anita carries the male bits of all the other male charaters around in her pockets because they are all wusses and defer to her in everything. Dolph is a mean spirited bigot. Edward is OK, but he's not the same now that he's in LUUUUVVVVV. About the only charcter that was remotely likeable was Zebrowski and he was there for about 2 pages. There is no conflict among the characters, Anita says jump and the men say "how high". The plot was at least recognizable in this book but there was no tension and no mystery. I used to wait eagerly for the next Anita Blake book to come out, would buy it on the release date and have read it at least twice within the first two weeks of owning it. I got The Harlequin from the library and am very pleased that I didn't spend any money on it. This will be my last Anita Blake book. I've tried to wait around for LKH to get her act together but it doesn't look like that is going to happen so I'll be spending my time and money elsewhere on more deserving books and authors.