Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I bought these at a local convient store before I went to work thinking nothing could go wrong. I brought them in for a meeting so my coworkers could share during the meeting, my boss was the first one to take a handful and eat in one sittting when a I just got to work, 10 mins later I put them in a plastic bowl so everyone could snack, 20 mins later the meeting begins and discuss the margins of our service performance, while one of our coworkers was poiktning something out about a customer service I heard a growl coming from bosses chair, for a second I thought he had a angry pittbull right besides him but then I saw his face turn red and groaned a little, I thought he was feeling a bloated from something he ate, and then two other employees starting sweating a little, I ate for of those daemon bears and I too started to feel the spell, we still got another 2 hours into the meeting and everyone looked like they were starting to get ill, we still pushed on without anyone saying a word trying to be normal, and then one of the employees stumbles out of the meeting room and we hear this enormous thunderous blast echo down the hallway sounding like an artillery piece going off in a building and then another employee face turns red and hen passes out faceplanting into the meeting table and sharts explosively causing him to eject out of the seat onto the floor, and this is just the beginning. Everyone in the room ran out of the meeting room like it's life or death and there a causes a chain reaction of sharting left and right, and we only had many stalls for those poor unfortunate souls, my boss got the worst of it when he was trying walk down the hallway a loud explosive fart would follow each and every step along with a few others, by the time I got out to the hallway it was already covered in liquid bears and people were pushing each other to get it the restrooms, I remember this one poor petite lady was propelled down the hallway by this phenomenon, it was every man for himself, people were fighting over stalls and even trash cans, by the end of the day hazmat team had to come in and clean up this horrific mess, worst day at work ever