Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

The box with this product should really read: IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, Only open and consume product after you have ALREADY bent over and kissed your Ass Goodbye! The food is not just bad, it is horrible. Made by the "Wise Company" I would consider consuming any more of this product, you guessed it, UNWISE! After I carefully followed the instructions to properly prepare this product it still ranks up there with the worst! I have ever seen or tasted. Now I grant you that I did not expect anything as good as my mothers home cooking when I placed the order for this grossly overpriced product, I didn't even expect cooking as bad as my own but this product does not fail to disappoint. In my judgement this product sets a new a new standard BAD! SO, how bad is bad you ask? Well, my answer is, I have never wondered how bad something a Frog would spit out actually is, but were I to take the time to ponder just what a Frog would spit out, I would start with the UNWISE purchase I made from the WISE COMPANY. If anyone needs further clarification, I would simply say I am glad these products have a 25 year shelf life as I trust it will take me at least that long to forget how bad this "food" actually is. Do you remember when your parents used to say if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all??? keeping that in mind I will say to the positive, The picture on the package is nicest picture I have ever seen on one of the worse food items I have ever tasted. Were there real "TRUTH IN ADVERTISING", THIS PRODUCT WOULD BE LABLED AS FOLLOWS: IN CASE OF DIRE EMERGENCY, WHEN YOUR LIFE IS AT RISK FROM STARVATION, YOU WILL STILL DEEPLY REGRET HAVING CHOSEN THIS MEAL AS YOUR LAST!