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When your wife keeps telling you the dad bod is getting out of hand, but you’re handy so she keeps you around. You hate that the new apartment has a seat that slides to the left, can’t tighten it down on one side anymore but they don’t sell those dumb plastic screws separately. So you spring for a whole new seat. It’s only 10 bucks so you’re feeling pretty confident that you know how to treat yourself right. Then a month and a half you are having a nice morning poo and you hear the snap and you realize two things that you’ve been wrong about lately: 1) You’re 32 now and that extra 15-20 lbs isn’t going to melt off in a month like you keep imagining. Breaking a toilet seat is way more motivation than you ever asked for. And 2) you knew it was the bargain toilet seat and other people had posted reviews with images of cracking. You assumed you’d have better luck but it’s time for a wake up call. Life is too short to be replacing the toilet seat twice in the same apartment within 2 months. But am I gonna buy another one or spend a whole lot more? Not until I lose 20 lbs.