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After approximately half a lunar cycle worth of cleaning, I finally managed to scrape off about 80% of the disgusting green glue they use to slap on carnival sized stickers. In the process I’ve managed to lose half my fingers, scrape my knuckles to the bone, and resort to licking the sticker to death in an attempt to remove it. But seriously, there’s no need for four pounds of green glue and a sticker, I’m not running down the street with my colander displaying the inside sticker, so it’s a pointless marketing tactic. I’m thankful for the massive amount of muscle gained scrubbing this to death, however. Beats going to Planet Fitness.