Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

First off, I don't know how an array of women sized 11 x 3 inches are expected to tend to their children AND go to and from work in a reasonable amount of time. Besides that, they're being kept in binders. That can't be a good work atmosphere. Also, who is hiring all these "little women" (I don't know the politically correct term)? Do they drive to work in hamster balls? I think that if Romney gets elected, he should consider constructing highways just for these people to get to and from work in a reasonable amount of time. I'm picturing bowling ball gutter lanes. Or those mail shoot pipes, perhaps. Besides all that, I think this binder is way too small to fit bunches of women into, despite their being four pockets built into it. Also, I tried back-mounting one of my little women while offering her rings, but somehow this wasn't very effective. Please tell me what I'm doing wrong.