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In the beginning, everything was fine and wonderful. My wife loved her little Contigo, and she took it everywhere. Sure, it had an odd quirk of spraying a little water in her face when she flipped up the lil' sucker tube, but we just smiled and laughed, as if it were a little friend that occasionally told horrible puns. A little annoying, but kind of endearing. A few weeks later, it seemed like our little friend had become terminally ill. Sucking on the lil' sucker tube brought up mostly air instead of water, as if something in Contigo's guts had been punctured. Poor Contigo. Fortunately, the problem was not a vital organ. My wife discarded the straw and began using Contigo like a Nalgene bottle. Two weeks after the organ failure, Contigo began to bleed externally. Either that, or it began to cry profusely whenever it was shaken or tipped upside-down. It seems that our little friend is beyond hope. Very soon, our Contigo will no longer be Conozco. We simply cannot love a bottle that is not fit to perform its duties. Goodbye, Contigo. I wish I never loved you.