Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Amazon will not allow you to return this product. I can understand why they would not want it back. You will want to return this product. If, by some miracle, this spectacular piece of garbage manages to make it to your delivery location in one piece you will still want to return it. You will be traumatized by this purchase. Holding this item in your hands and realizing that you chose to buy it will cause you to spiral into the deepest, darkest depths of self-doubt and despair. “How did I manage to be so completely bamboozled by the product ad?” “Why would Amazon, my previously trusted trading partner, mislead me so and take advantage of my good nature?” These are the kinds of questions you will ask yourself after purchasing this product. My only, sincere hope, is that the $250.00 Jeff Bezos took from me is enough for him to finally buy that really nice end-table that he’s had his eye on and that he buys that end-table and then stubs his pinky toe on it every day. The is my wife’s account. The opinions expressed in this review are not necessarily her’s, although; she didn’t have to cough-up the $250.00 either. This item is garbage, you will be disappointed.