Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Gonna get right down to it; it’s ugly. Function: straight jankity. It’s a toss up between how discouraged I am in the product, and that of humanity given the previous reviewers here have such low standards that they find this funky accessory somehow palatable. To confuse matters...this is an accessory to an exceptional, even eloquent piece of hardware; the Apple Watch. How does one’s tastes drift from sophisticated and elegant for the main course; to primitively absurd for the side dish?? “I’ll have the glazed sea-bass with A SIDE OF DHEM TADER TOTS :D” The product: It’s a crappy Beige rubbery accessory with a big ol seam running up the side. I might’ve concluded that I was over-come by contrast bias given that my beautiful watch is accompanied by a disfigured mongoloid so I decided to put that theory to test by walking around my house setting this ugly beige accessory next to a number of arbitrary objects and found it to be just as hideous no matter where it loitered. This funky thing even graced my breakfast table yet somehow remained inadequate amidst the presence of breakfast cereal toys and bud-light coasters. So it would seem that the contrast bias is always at play, yet never favors this POS...although it was quite fun to perceive cereal toys and coasters as abstract, engaging accessories. At any rate, don’t buy the damn thing. I purchased a different item, something with no reviews mind you. It included the hardware and made itself somewhat useful in it’s successful portrayal of the color white. Unfortunately my runner-up would not maintain a charge after about 5 minutes...so while generally useless, it lives without seam, beige-ness, and in general - non hideousness.