Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Everyone who watches Doctor Who wants a sonic screwdriver. But what good is a sonic screwdriver that doesn't sonic? The description states it is "complete with a LED green light and sound effects" and "Has spring loaded extending action just like the Dr's". However it is a single molded piece of plastic that does not extend, and far worse, it doesn't make the sound! How can a child (at heart) pretend to be The Doctor (and not someone stuck in a cubicle) with a sonic screwdriver that doesn't sonic?