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This movie was SOOOO bad! If good means making your eyes dry out for what seems like infinity years, then it’s good. So first, this big pebble shaped like a beauty blender appears out of nowhere and for some reason, they decide to GO TO IT. And then,these big fat angry squids that looked like blobs of black Jell-O with legs and feet popped out of it and decided to terrorize the Earth for NO APPARENT REASON AT ALL. And it turns out, they were actually giving someone a present which makes absolutely no sense at all. And then there was a really lazy physicist that would absolutely REFUSE to do any ACTUAL physics. And then this lady randomly saw and to the future and decided to call her boss and tell him something in Mandarin for some reason so she was about to get shot for having a cell phone, which makes NO SENSE. And then, it turned out that the mutant squids with giant chicken feet talked in a circle language,which is completely and utterly WEIRD. And then, this lady saw into the future and saw that she had a baby with a rare disease, and her husband randomly said:”Let’s make a baby.” Which is probably the weirdest and most random sentence I’ve heard in my entire lifetime, and then the started kissing, right then, right there. SPOILER ALERT: You would probably rather watch paint dry than watch this movie. Also, don’t blame me because you can never get the two hours of your life back that you wasted watching this movie. CONCLUSION: So, when you watch a movie like this, you probabably expect you to be scared and for your adrenaline to get pumping and for it to be actually WORTH YOUR TIME to watch, and for there to be a really boring part at the end. But no, this movie was ALL boring. The only reason I didn’t fall asleep watching this movie is because I wasn’t really paying attention. Don’t be fooled by the awesome cover and awesome title, this movie is NOT exiting at any degree. If you don’t believe me, watch the movie. THEN you will. (P.S. The only reason that I gave this movie a star is because the cover and the title. The music is SUPER boring.)