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Twas at great folie that I purchased this rubbish. I shall put a bounty out on the seller's head and give the Night Mother her pentence to hire the Dark Brotherhood this evening. The Emperor himself will hear of this atrocity! This wood chip you're trying to pass off as a septum is of low class. Not even the poorest begger would accept this in his cup! It is of poor materials and must have been forged by the city idiot. This was not even made of Ebony, steel or even iron! This coin has obviously taken an arrow to the knee. Good day to yo sir! PS: KRII LUN AUS!!!