Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I must say that the inspection process at the unicorn canning facility leaves a LOT to be desired. When I received my can of Radiant Farms Unicorn Meat, instead of finding salivatingly tasty unicorn morsels, when I opened the can, something that looked amazingly like a small gnome dropped out onto my plate. At least I think it is a gnome. It might be a Smurf, since it looks blue, but it may have asphyxiated in the can. This completely ruined my son's unicorn-themed birthday party, since neither I nor my husband had the time to go out and find a virgin to lure a real unicorn into the van. Very disappointed!