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CHANGE YOUR NAME, COMMIE NOBODY!
That's right, the Cold War is over, and you lost. You're worse than Canada. Now brace yourself, for I am about to reveal that which hath never before been revealed...how the Cold War really ended.
The Real MADDOX, whose awesomeness in print can only be contained in capital letters (and then only because he deems it so), effectively ended the Cold War on his own.
To wit: the Chernobyl accident (1986); a young MADDOX, still learning the extent of his manliness, breaks wind. A nuclear meltdown ensues.
(1991) MADDOX, happening upon a lesbian scene for the first time, pops a boner. The Soviet Union immediately falls. The moon almost explodes.
MADDOX now has achieved MANdom. However, as a consequence of assuming a Higher Power, he no longer interferes with the affairs of mortals, letting them instead make decisions (mistakes) on their own.
For instance, you, foolish reader, have made a mistake coming to this page. Repent, and go read of the good book, The Alphabet of Manliness.
