Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Ok, as far as fishnets go, these were great. They fit, they didn't sag, they lasted through normal wear. But holy bajoles, they stank coming out of the package. They smelled like chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer. I'm serious. If I get thigh cancer in 10 years, these are why. I hand and machine washed these over the course of TWO WEEKS before my event and they still smelled. I left them out in the sun for two days. I saged them. I prayed over them. I had a priest bless them. I soaked them in a jam jar full of Gain fabric softener. Finally they didn't stink. But they didn't smell good either. Look, I'm super glad they survived the 8 hours I wore them, but I dunno if my DNA did. Time will tell. It's fine, I guess. We're here for a good time, not a long time, right? Ok, seriously, tho, don't buy these unless you're trying to become an X-Man or something because they will mutate your DNA.