Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I bought this as a fun prank to try to get all my friends to eat the sugar free gummy bears because we've all heard the stories.... Anyway for science, I decided to eat it to see how good the prank would on my own, I was working late and it was delivered that afternoon and a midnight snack sounded great! So I'm sitting at my desk and pound the first package down.. and I wait.. Nothing happens that night, and I don't feel anything when I wake up either other than a little extra gassy, but I'm a gassy dude so don't think too much of it. So I get to work and start to think that the reputation of sugar free gummy bears was a lie since it had been about 8 hours since I ate them originally, and nothing happened. So, thinking the prank is a bust, I eat a SECOND package because gummy bears are great, especially Albanese gummy bears. Then the farts hit! These aren't the farts that you say "excuse me" and everyone maybe giggles and moves on with their lives either. These aren't even the SBD's, these are the movers and the shakers of farts! My office and chair smell like these farts 3 days later, and I've tried air fresheners and candles everyday. I feel like I'm sitting in my own smelly butt. Then in the middle of a meeting, my butt gives me the tingle! Like Spiderman sensing a car being thrown at him, my butt senses the flow of an unstoppable river! I turned off my camera in the middle of a sentence and muted my mic and barely made it to the toilet before the entire history of everything I've ever eaten began rolling out of my colon. I spent all of that meeting and the next meeting optimizing my route from my office to the bathroom. When no more was coming out, I began to think it might end soon, but soon my underwear learned why you never trust a fart. Since this moment, I began to hold a strict no fart policy! Anyway, if you are like me and feel the need to perform your own science experiment. I just want you to know, that you are not alone and you are forever in my heart. Conclusion: Trust all the stories you've read and heard!