Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

OK, So I decided to try some products to help moisturize my dry winter skin because I'm sick of itching and scratching. I learned that hot showers help dry out your skin and I take very hot showers. So first, I have to say, this stuff is amazing, and that is coming from a 62 year old grizzled biker. Who would have thought something like this could make you feel so good. It has oils in it so of course it leaves your skin feeling oily, which is a GOOD thing. No, not 20-W-50 v-twin motor oil oily, but a nice light oil feeling that makes your skin feel great without making your jeans and clothing stick to it. And as if that wasn't embarrassing enough to admit, and I can't believe I'm saying this, I love the smell it gives off. Notice I didn't say aroma as I have to draw the line somewhere. But the lavender scent is actually very pleasant when showering yet it doesn't linger on your skin, which is good, so the other men where I work don't look at me kind of funny like. You know, like 'Bob, what the hell are you wearing'? Now for the best part. My wife has a product like this she bought in some fancy products store with a big designer name. It cost $89 for hers and she says this is almost as good. So I tried hers and guess what; this one is just as good. She just won't admit it because this is only $23 with shipping. So for $3 more than what she paid, I can get 4 jars of this. And to be honest, I am going to keep using this. So a couple of the boys might question my use of 'that female stuff'. But I will just slap then upside the head and say, 'Hey, I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and wise.' And you know what? I do feel wise for having tried this. Oh, and you get 5 points if you know where that 'I feel pretty' is from. I would tell you but then I would have to admit that the bad a$$ biker went to it. Buy this product dammit. You will love it. Even if you do still ride a carbureted Harley with points. Trust me on this one fellas. The ONLY thing preventing me giving this a five is my dislike of the term "I love it" for a five star rating. I love people, not objects so for all intents and purposes, this is a five rating, just not an "I love an object" rating if that makes sense.