Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I thought I needed control of my reproductive choices. It turns out all I needed was this awesome binder! When it came time to give birth to my child conceived from "illegitimate" rape ("one method of conception," you know), I had no where to go. With no health insurance, no hospital would take me in. This binder provided me with a safe place to give birth. It's spacious, plastic, and comfortable. I like to think of it as a my tiny manger, a haven for homeless mother. I'm so relieved that my rape baby was a girl. That way she can happily live in my binder with me until the day she has to go to prison. Since there's no Joseph in the picture for me, I know my my child will be a criminal. I'll miss her, but that's ok because once they cut food stamps, we'll have to eat the plastic coating on this binder. She'll get better food in prison. I dream of the day my daughter is illegimately raped herself, and I'll become a grandmother. Once my daughter is in prison, there will be plenty of room for me and my grandbaby in this binder. It's great being a woman! I sure love my binder!