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I’m An Adult Man
I use this solely for the purpose of yelling across the street to the other divorced mothers of three from my front door while holding a cup of coffee in one hand and the daily newspaper in the other. It’s not my newspaper. This little number is part of my fall uniform. It’s perfect for those comfy nights by the fire, reading words made of letters printed on paper, maybe even the ones on that newspaper from earlier if we’re feeling spicy! Sometimes I grab the ends of this thing and run around my house pretending to be an airplane! I’ve taken a few improv classes now that I have so much free time when my ex-husband has the kids. Hope partial custody is treating you as well as it’s treating me! I’m fabulous, beautiful, and I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T, James. If you can’t see that by now, then you’ve got another thing coming!
September 2021 · Clothing Shoes and Jewelry · verified purchase