Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

A new dawn has risen over a dark age in cookie history. Since 2008, a fog of discontent has settled on our land like a suffocating cloud of mushy cookie at the bottom of a glass of milk. Growing from the ashes and annals of history, a new LEAF has burst forth from the Tree of Life. The coveted crown of the MOST milk resistant crunchy dunking cookie has once again adorned the royal blue package. Never again will American children be restrained by geo-political and socio-economic tyranny of Kraft Foods by being forced to eat Oreo cookies made in Mexico! The maker of Hydrox cookies, Leaf Brands, shines like a beacon of Liberty, Freedom and Capitalism. They illuminate the darkness and light up faces of children everywhere with their sweet domestically manufactured black and white pucks of patriotic satisfaction! *** The Hydrox Cookie has been resurrected in its original flavor! (Trumpets & Horns) *** *** HYDROX. NOW THATS A COOKIE, HOMBRE' *** Leaf Hydrox America's Original Cookie, 8.6 Ounce (Pack of 6)