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people found this helpful, as of 2023
ranked #157,141 most helpful
out of 571,544,897 reviews
Want a soap that will wash your sins away? I got out of the shower a virgin again. Ever desired for your body to feel like a menthol cigarette? Look no more! Washed my dog and she turned into old yeller and saved timmy from the well. Used it as a face wash and I look like an Instagram filter now.
Seriously. We love this stuff.