Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I am going to break this review up into sections based on the experience. Impressions: Looks: Looks like kibble. Smell: Smells like musty cardboard. Taste: Tastes like cheerios. with a hint of sweetness at the end. Honestly, completely inoffensive in the mouth, I was kind of shocked. I expected something heinous. Nope. Think plain cheerios with a hint of Kix (but minute the sweetness). Did it work? Oh. My. God. Look, you know how it is. You read all the funny reviews on Amazon, haha, and sometimes you give them a try. I joked and sent pics to my friends, we all had a good laugh. Friday night, I felt like a treat, and one of my friends suggested I try Poop Like A Champion, because it seemed like a Friday food and not a Sunday food (in case things went horribly, horribly wrong). I could not argue with that logic. So I had a bowl. A real bowlful, I didn't measure it out. I filled the bowl to the top, then added whole milk and ate the whole thing. Annnnd...nothing. Little gas in the night, but whatever. The next morning, I felt like I had a load but no pressure to go, so I didn't hurry anything. Had my morning coffee. Finally decided to give it a go. Folks, I am not going to lie. Hand on my heart here. I was done within ten seconds. Let me be clear here- this was not a watery stool. It was not a log. It was just a soft creature that politely waited until I was ready, and then cleared out of the house the way parents wish their teens would- quickly, with no fuss, and cleaning up after themselves. My eyes almost bugged out as I realized that I was completely done with my poop in seconds. I couldn't believe it. I stood up and hopped up and down a little bit, seeing how I felt inside. Nope. I was good. Didn't even have that stretched and strained feeling that you get when the load has been pushing the colon out. Just, fine. I mean, I can't believe I am talking about this on the internet, but my god. I felt like the guys from Cobra Kai, thinking they were pretty good, had a handle on things, whatever, and then ran into Mr. Miyagi and learned what a true master was. Price:Performance Ratio: I mean, this just worked. I've tried fiber one, I've added scoops of soluble fiber to my coffee in the mornings, I've done all kinds of things and I can't say it's made an appreciable difference, but I do it because it does no harm and potentially does some good. This is the first time I've felt like the fiber actually did a darned thing. So kudos to the company. That said, wow is this stuff expensive. At something over five bucks per bowl, that is awful darned hard to justify. I would happily buy a pillowcase of the stuff with a bulk discount. But at this pricepoint, I can not justify buying it regularly (no pun intended). That is why I knock off the star. And I hate to do that on the one and only fiber product to ever work, since I assume that it means that maybe it needs to be this expensive in order to get something to work. I don't know. But I hope and pray the company comes out with a bulk form to buy, because if they do, I will for the first time use an Amazon subscription for deliveries. Because this gives me my mornings back, and was amazing. Final thoughts: Seems like a joke, but worked like a charm.