Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

These gummy bears are so delicious. I was so excited to have found such a Costco size pack to buy via Amazon. Last night, I decided to throw caution to the wind and really live life on the edge. I tore open my 5 lb package and grabbed a handful of bears. Screw eating 9, why not hit up 15-20 instead? Oh, the joyous state I was in enjoying these tantalizing little treats. Off to bed I went about 30 minutes after taking in my night time snack. As I prepare for bed I notice it’s starting to rain outside as I hear low rumbles of thunder in the wee hours of the night. A few hours after I had drifted off to sleep, I was suddenly awakened by a loud rumble in the jungle. Initially unsure if it’s thunder from the storm or the gummies coming back to haunt me, it didn’t take me long to realize that I would soon regret my rash decision to down so many bears in one sitting. The pain, the horror that took place....I can’t even. Oh, but it wasn’t over. 4:30 AM, my body reacts once more! Now, I usually try to be a lady and keep the natural noises of the Number 2 to a level of non existence for my husband’s sake (which requires a lot of self control) but at this point in my life, I no longer have the ability to have that much self control and all the sounds are released as I expel the demonic little creatures from my body. It’s now 5 AM and the struggle was so real for me that I find it to be my civic duty to warn the world of these things. Yes, they are delicious, but don’t let their size and taste fool you. DO NOT LET YOUR GUARD DOWN WITH THESE THINGS!!! Stick to like, maybe 2, at a time. You have been warned.