Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Feeling constipated? Piña Lim. Want to lose a few pounds? Piña Lim. Do you like living on the edge…of your toilet seat? Piña Lim. This tea will 100% make you go, doesn’t matter how stopped up you are. Just give it time. Clear your schedule. You drink the tea and nothing will happen for a while, you may even begin to forget you drank it. But Piña Lim doesn’t forget. It lies dormant, calculating. Plotting. Mustering up everything in your digestive system. Waiting for you to drift off to sleep. It doesn’t hit you subtly, it comes bursting into your life like the Kool Aid man. Forces you awake, rushes you to the nearest porcelain throne to begin the exorcism. Once the flood gates are open, they cannot be shut again until you’ve expelled everything from your system…about 30 seconds. You rise shakily, disturbed from what has transpired, shaken to the core of your being, in utter disbelief at the effectiveness of the Piña Lim. You question everything you’ve known, everything you’ve been taught. You’re in awe. And it’s beautiful. Ambivalent of what you you just experienced, you stash the box of Piña Lim in the back of a dark dusty cupboard, telling yourself you won’t need to partake again for a while. As you wander through the shadows back towards your bedroom, something draws your attention. A fleeting sound, a whisper. Calling to you from the dark, dusty cupboard. “Soon”, it says. You dismiss this phantasmagoria and try to go back to sleep, in spite of all you’ve experienced.