Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This watch does it all. It tells the time. It tells the date. It tells the day of the week. It resists the camouflage paint that you strategically apply to your toned, bronzed torso as you prepare to infiltrate a South American drug-lords hidden island command center. You don’t need a shirt, it will just get in the way. It is waterproof so you don’t have to worry about it failing as you wrestle a shark while leading the drug-lords tenacious and attractive captive girlfriend to the escape boat you have been hiding in the bay on the other side of the island. You have enough on your mind at the moment. It is durable enough to withstand inevitable scrapes and scratches that will happen as you fight to the death with the drug-lords head of security as he tries to reclaim the top secret documents they paid millions for with the hope of destabilizing the governments of the West. It is good looking enough to not deter the attractive girlfriend from kissing you, her hero, as you safely pilot the boat into the sunset as FBI choppers escort you to safety. All of this for under $20. It is my favorite watch and I will always have one just like it.