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Not gonna sit here and lie to anyone reading this review. I bought this product with every intention of punishing myself in some sort of display of manliness. T'was a Saturday, and therefore for the boys, when we decided it was time to dare ourselves to the spice cabinet of the devil's anus. Boy were we taken aback by the sweet smell that wafted in the air above the open bottle. In fact i saw it such a sweet smell that i doused a few wings in this concoction for us to sample. The initial disgust was overtaken within seconds by a searing pain that can only be compared to a petroleum fire in my mouth. Tears ran down my cheek as i slowly processed the meaning of the name on the Bottle. Extreme Regret indeed, I have never in my life been so angry at myself for doing something stupid. The only thing i feared for those painful 30 minutes was how painful it would be out the backside. i'm still worried.... its been 2 days