Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Okay I don't do reviews but I swear on my life this thing is amazing. First off, get over yourself if you wanna call this an urn, looking at me all sideways. If you wanna hold 64 ounces of cold ass water, it's gotta be a big canister. I bought this in April and it's May 4th and the water still cold. Get out of here. What is this? Seriously get it. Your water will be cold all day and it's getting me a ton of ladies saying "what's up" at the gym. I don't go to the gym, I lied. I'm sorry.