Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Pre-pandemic – Wife gets massage from the favorite therapist. Husband is happy. Pandemic – day 5: Wife: My b’day is coming up and I haven’t had a massage in a while. Do you think you can find a face cradle for our bed? Husband: Sure, Amazon has everything. This one has a decent review. (Sucker born every minute) Pandemic – day 60, 55th consecutive massages since purchase: Wife: Look what time it is, 11:05 pm. My neck is starting to hurt and my lower back is sore Husband: And? Wife: In a most polite passive aggressive voice ever, A nice massage again would be nice but you don’t have to… Husband: @#$%$#$% Pandemic day 100, 95th consecutive massages since purchase: Wife: It’s 11:05 pm and I’m getting tired. Shoulders are a bit sore, but you can take a day off from massaging Husband: And? Wife: I might be up all night tossing and turning from my sore shoulders Husband: %^%#&%&^% To this day, I can’t find a way to break this damn face cradle and it’s attached to our bed more often than our cats. Be warned if you purchase this face cradle, you’ll build muscles on your hand that you never knew was possible.