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and by "ok, i guess" i mean: • i was an atheist for 17 years but i realized what god was and now im looking for a tanakh • i realized i could love myself for my queerness instead of merely tolerating myself despite it • in the middle of the night i bought a rubber chicken as a gift for my friend, who is in college and has no use for a rubber chicken, with absolutely no memory of doing so • my cough is gone