Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Ever since the abduction, things have never been the same. Night after night, I make odd clicking noises looking at the night sky...waiting...hoping. Needless to say, I have not been sleeping well. But a few days ago, I discovered the 'Ostrich Pillow' and it stirred a vague memory, so I bought it immediately. It dawned on me when I slid my head into the large pillowy goodness, that this was exactly like the anus of my alien captives. I have never slept more soundly. People now stare at me, not because of my claims of being probed, but because I wear an almost exact replica of an alien rectum on my head. Pros- Comfortable, snug, and soft (just like the anus it is based on) Cons- I would have given it five stars, if it wasn't for some oddly placed holes for the nose and mouth. My experience with alien rectal anatomy forces me to be a little nit-picky about it. Also, what is an 'ostrich'? All in all, I highly recommend this pillow!