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And lo I watched as the righteous hordes did pour forth from the shipping container and did devour the heathen aphids. I looked down upon the smiting of thine enemies. And it was good. And the hordes did rest and did drink of the sweet waters of the garden and all did prosper under their fearsome might. As was foretold, the heathen aphids did reap the suffering and horrors they had sewn upon the garden and the did lament as the hordes did cleanse them from my sight. And all was again peaceful and fruitful in the land and the hordes did rest.