Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

So I received this thing from Amazon today and installed it in the master bath (no problems, less than 5 minutes). I waited until the wife got home from work to try it out. All I can say is that until this day, my life was not complete. My wedding day, my kids being born, all nothing compared to this. You, like me, have probably spent you life standing in the shower with only one shower head and a single column of water like some kind of f'ing savage. This shower head is like Mother Nature squirting love in your face, your hair, your body and in my case the bathroom floor until I recovered from my shower bliss coma and realized that I hadn't closed the curtain. You want this shower head. You need this shower head. I want to buy 5 just so I can keep one with me at all times. If you doubt this review, slap yourself and think again. This is one amazing shower head. Oh, the wife liked it too for the 30 seconds I allowed her to use My Precious before I pushed her out of the shower and stood under the golden flow of my new true love.