Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

My dreams have come true. With Cosmos harness, I can now take Mr Eggs the Cat everywhere meow. Where can we go? Greece? Spain? Mars on a future Space-X or Virgin space shuttle? Anywhere is the answer. Mr Eggs the Cat is a 10 pounder of awesome, like those mega huge burgers you see 'Merican restaurant patrons try to eat in 3 hours on those Food shows for a chance to win the meal and heart disease for free... But instead of meat, meat, and more meat, Mr Eggs is more like fur, fur, and goopy eyed cuteness. He fits well in this medium sized cat harness. I imagine a medium sized dog would fit better as they do not have the free floating shoulders that make cats the magical Houdini escape artists they are. His tail and thighs fit perfectly in the stretchy appendage holes. When His Highness desires, he can easily slip out of the top arm holes, after which he looks like a droopy cat burrito hanging out of a wrapper made of Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Robe, but most times he is too occupado with the new sights at chest height to want the journey to end. For $14, I thought it would be cheaply made. Hear hear fearful consumers. No, it is not! It is well made. Zippers, adjustable stretchy straps, velcro. I think whoever invented this, wanted to take their pets on adventure too so they took care to fit it for a solid snug fit and comfort for their loved one. Caveat emptor my friends! The product is great... but is your pet? Buying this for you pet will not ensure that they will desire to go on adventure. Some pets just aren't ready to take that step. Maybe they lack trust, maybe they are afraid of heights, maybe they are claustrophobic... Don't force them. Like Extreme says (Extreme... you remember... Nuno with that beautiful black mane with mad guitar skills) "that a circle can't fit where a square should be..." Mr Eggs the Cat is the chillest cat ever. He's been trained in classical CBT aka cognitive behavior therapy, to overcome most fears/anxiety, and in general, he has a passion for life and adventure. If your furry friend isn't ready, consider a stroller of which there is an abundance in selection, and maybe some audiobooks created for overcoming fear and anxiety. We're all on a journey, but we can all be on an adventure!