Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Earlier this week, as I was in the kitchen of my trailer grabbing my husband his 6th beer of the day while he played video games, I caught a clip of the morning news. They were reporting about something called a filibuster. I was thinking to myself, "That must be some vacuum if it made the news. I wonder if it is better than my old Kirby vacuum cleaner?" Suddenly, they switched to talking about some government woman in Texas who stood for 10 hours straight in a pair of pink Mizuno running shoes and didn't even have a back ache. She won some sort of prize, I'm guessing, cuz her face has been all over the news and even made front page of our local paper. After pouring my husband his beer, I adjusted the tin-foil wrapped rabbit ears on my black and white television for better reception and dropped into my camouflaged recliner to take a load off my pregnant belly. I thought, I would love to have a pair of them shoes if it would help with all the standing I do in the kitchen. These twins are hard on my back. So, I asked my husbands permission to buy a pair and he said I could after I get my chores done. I ordered a pair off the interweb using my 56k dial-up from a place called Amazon and received the shoes today. I tried them on immediately and I must say that I have never felt so liberated in my life. I actually went for a walk outside without asking my husbands permission. I dare say, I'm even thinking about making him cook his own breakfast. I just hope that Rick Perry doesn't get wind of these miraculous shoes. He might make them illegal to own.