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I recently became a vampire. I didn't know it until I woke up in the daytime and saw my skin begin to shrivel when sunlight struck it. I was perplexed, and really scared. I hid in the bathroom as it was the only room in the house that didn't have windows. After a few days coming to realize that sunlight is now my enemy, I knew I would need to completely adjust my life, beginning with darkness. Counting the minutes for the sun to set, I immediately logged online when it was dark and went straight for vampire essentials; the tablecloth was the first thing on the list, as I needed to block all light penetrating my window. This has been a godsend. As you are reading this, I am still alive. I covered my windows with this cloth as it is light proof. There is now total darkness in my living quarters. Salvation has come. Now, if I only could figure out when I became a vampire, and where does my life go from here. But at least I have a place where I can be safe, even in the daytime.