Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Unfortunately, my two parakeets are dumb so they naturally refuse to enjoy yet another thoughtful gift I have given them. If they had parakeet friends, they would probably re-gift it because they suck that much. I could go on about what jerks my feather-spreading, all-effing-day-squaking, and forever flinching when I am just TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR THEM birds are, but you aren't looking at this product description because you clearly feel my pain. Just because Tweedle-douche and Tweedle-jerk refuse to enjoy this product doesn't mean that it's a bad product. It works exactly as advertised. It gets pleasantly warm (for birds who hopefully deserve it). There is no need to worry about it getting too hot and sparking a fire and incinerating your ungrateful bird, or, um lighting your sad apartment on fire or whatever. Anyway, buy this product. PS. Two charming parakeets for sale, one a delightful yellow-green and the other is a serene blue. They make a perfect addition to any home!