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ranked #100,356 most helpful
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★★★★★
Fortunate one!
I cannot express my absolute satisfaction with this mouse. I knew as soon as I saw it that I HAD to have it. Fortunately, I had just learned that Barrister Johnson's widow in Nigeria needed ME to help her smuggle their fortune out of the country and she promised me a cool $8 million. How could I refuse? I figure after sending her the $3,000 needed to bribe officials in her country, and the $2000 for bank transaction fees, $25,000 was the LEAST I could do to celebrate my windfall. So, taking the kids' college funds and splurging on a few over the top items seems like a no-brainer. I am currently bidding on eBay to win an auction for a mouse pad made from a section of the Shroud of Turin. That check should be here ANY day now, and I am considering buying a computer desk, hand chiseled from one of the heel stones from Stonehenge!
