Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

If you are like me, you are fat. Or at least you were fat. Then you discovered keto. You waded through the hype and YouTube and Instagram fitness scammers and tried it out because nothing else was working. Now you are less fat. You're friends and relatives remark how skinny you look and ask how you did it. When you respond, "Keto." Then they wince and say, "Ohh. I could never do that. I love carbs too much." You smile and say that you don't miss carbs because now you can eat bacon and butter. You get passionate, explaining that you have endless amounts of energy and don't live on the blood sugar rollercoaster. They still don't buy it and so you shrug it off, "It's not for everybody." You act like it doesn't bother you but deep down inside you have a little voice that says, "I'm living a lie. I miss carbs!" Enter Kalifornia Keto Cookie Cups. The are perfect for those times when your inner fat kid wants to drag you back into your fat pants with cookies, cake and all the other sweet treats that turned you into a lard-ass begin with. You can dig through the back of your cupboard, like you are hunting for your last hit of smack, push aside all the keto friendly healthy food and get straight to the dirty stuff. The sweet gooey mixture will make you forget about all those treats you forsake on a daily basis in the name of skinny. With each gooey-sweet spoonful you'll have a hard time fighting off the shame-monster growing in your stomach. When you read the nutritional profile, your brain will not be able to process it. "How can this be? How can something be so sweet and delicious and not kick my ass out ketosis and back into my sweats?" At 3 net carbs and 210 calories, you can indulge in a Cookie Cup, finish crying about your break-up or job-loss, binge on your favorite Netxlifx show and get right back on the keto bullet train to six-packville without deboarding. This little snack is the answer to all your fatkid prayers, "Thank you Kalifornia Keto!" He will cry out. "Now let's get back to eating bacon and putting butter in my coffee!" Next time you reply to someone, "It's not for everybody..." You smile with a wink in your eye, knowing that deep in your cupboard you have deep dark secret, keeping you out of Weight Watchers and Nutri-system forever: Kalifornia Keto Cookie Cups.