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It's brilliant. You would be foolish not to buy one.
The Zenith ChronoMaster timepiece is Haute Horlogerie defined and proves that even an inexpensive entry level watch like this can make you physically better than other people. Anyone in close proximity will immediately feel inferior -- even small children and some animals.
It doesn't matter that a $10 quartz watch is far more accurate because a watch is not about telling time. Fortunately, I have my iPhone to tell me the time of day. I tested the chronograph function by timing how long it took an elderly man to get up after falling down a flight of stairs, but I couldn't decipher what the dials meant.
Pros:
- The free shipping is a welcome concession in tough economic times.
- The moon phase and day/night complication lets you know the moon's phase and also keeps you up to date with when it's daytime and nighttime.
- Many have probably died in its creation.
Cons:
- There are watches out there that cost more still.
- Homeless people may mistake you for someone who is compassionate and harass you for change while you walk to your Bentley.
- Some monkeys may throw feces at it as they do not understand its refined aura of mystery and power.
February 2012 · Unknown