Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I don't generally write reviews but this product impacted my life in such a way I feel it necessary to share. First I'll say the product was delivered in a timely manner and was as described. For those wishing for brevity, yes, the product works. Those of you who would like a detailed account of how well the product works and what level of suffering occurred to achieve success....continue below. Ok so you're here which means that like myself you're afraid that the birth of your children and the extra candles on your birthday cake are slowly making you look much more like your older brother than you ever use to. ( My older brothers are bearded lumberjacks). In wishing to remain the more feminine (i.e.less hairy) version of said older brothers I bought this product..... So, I read other reviews which warned of discomfort... even pain, with using this six inch spiral which sprung from the darkest depths of Hell. Yes, I'm certain that Satan himself sent forth this hair remover as a little teaser to what an eternity with him would feel like. While small and pleasantly colored this product has the ability to bring a mother who has endured 21 hours of labor and the anguish of not one but two cesarian sections, to a puddle of goo sobbing on the cold bathroom floor. I made the mistake of testing the product once the entire house had fell asleep for the night. There's little chance the neighbors were not woken by my horrible cries for mercy. But the bleeding (yes, there will be blood) and redness that will occur pretty much demand you make sure you've got a solid eight hours before anyone but the dog sees your face. And I'm not even gonna promise he'll want to look at you. The springs of this demonic contraption roll over your skin grabbing at every single, tiny little hair holding on tight and then ripping them violently from the dermis they were so happily and sturdily stuck in. There is no "real quick" or "one fast pull" and it's all over with this skinny bastard. It's makes slow deliberate passes over your skin making sure every part of your face feels with equality the physical pain that accompanies the mental stress of having elevated testosterone levels flowing through your once beautiful, hairless, formally average sized body. If you're still not running far and fast away from this tiny little terror and would like an idea of the kind of torment you can expect....try tweezing your toe hair. Or maybe jam a sewing needle under your fingernail. The one positive, though heavily overcast by all the negatives, is that it did in fact work. My top lip, once healed and endorphin suppressed memories faded, was as smooth as a baby's bum. I'm not sure how long it will stay smooth. I'm hoping sixty years to life because I'd rather be the old lady in the nursing home with a full on goatee and stasche than to ever have to use this little tube of horrors ever again. I gave the product four stars mostly because it did remove the hair. That and because I'm slightly afraid it will kill me in my sleep. Good luck.