Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This appeared in a targeted ad in my social media feed. I knew right away. We had to be together. as a practical person, I hesitated. The price point is a little high, I told myself. I was just being impulsive, right? I decided to save it in my cart for a more practical version of myself to decide upon. I held out for several days. Too expensive.. what for? .. do I need this? My inner monologue questioned and doubted. Each day I left it in my cart. Until one day a car stopped short in front of me. I had to brake hard and my last few weeks flashed before my eyes. Why was I withholding joy from my life? Surely I was deserving of such a minor indulgence. Had I died in that moment would it have been worth denying myself such a pure and innocent pleasure? There was only one way to find out. I clicked. I ordered. I waited. I will say it was a longer than Amazon wait. It arrived on a hot July afternoon whilst I was brunching with my family. A notification let me know a package had arrived. Now the tension built because I live in a city. In the city packages left on stoops are easy prey for the insidious roving porch pirates. We drove home at a moderate speed because no one was interested in risking lives or limbs or fender benders for a package. At home I rejoiced in the discovery of my package still where it had been deposited at my door. With glee I tore into the shipping bag, and revealed what I can only describe as the most delightful creation in tic tac history. It really is tiny boxes of tic tacs inside a big box. It’s incredible. Amazing. Joy provoking It’s everything I’ve ever wanted. I am now complete.