Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I don’t know who needs to hear this but $25 is not enough for this contraption. It should cost more. I have the following in my house: two adults with long hair, two children with long hair, two cocker spaniels with show coats, and a Maltese. This thing removed hair I couldn’t see from every soft surface in my house, even after vacuuming with one of those stupid vacuums that you’re embarrassed you spent so much money on. I’m talking the couch, the carpet, the rugs, the comforter, the chaise, those stupid “occasional chairs” you get in trouble for sitting on even though she never says word one to the dogs for doing the same thing...this miracle machine even removed pet hair from my wife’s fur coats without damaging them (although that one was tricky and I only attempted it after using the device for about seven hours and REALLY getting the hang of it). Here’s how you do: • Tie a grocery sack to your belt loop • Put several additional grocery sacks in your pockets. YOU WILL NEED THEM. • Go absolutely HAM on every fabric surface in your house ~ Pro Tip: if your wife is prone to anxiety, don’t let her see you use it on the curtains. Yes, THERE IS HAIR ON YOUR CURTAINS, I don’t care what you think. • Make a back and forth rocking motion with the miracle machine, like you’re jabbing a fish tape through a one inch hole in a wall with a bunch of insulation • When the miracle machine stops working, pop the back open, pull out all the hair, and put it in the grocery sack you tied to your belt loop. • Repeat until grocery sack is full • Take the grocery sack off your belt loop, tie it closed, and leave it on the floor • Take out one of the extra grocery sacks YOU REMEMBERED TO PUT IN YOUR POCKET and tie it to your belt loop • Continue this process until you have gone over every soft surface in the house • Go around and collect all of the sacks of hair you left through the house like breadcrumbs ~ Gents, this part is crucial if you’re practicing that “happy wife; happy life” thing. ***C R U C I A L*** I ended up with SEVEN standard grocery bags full of hair that remained AFTER vacuuming a 2000 square foot house that only has carpet in two rooms. BUY THE MIRACLE MACHINE