Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Fellas (and ladies) you will not be disappointed in your purchase! I had previously purchased many of the discount store floats over the years with little to no joy for my wife. She would always complain that they were uncomfortable, too small, stuck to her, etc.... She was never happy (unless she had a cookie sheet of loaded nachos in front of her). You see...My wife is a fairly large woman by most livestock comparisons. We cant go to a county fair without someone putting a bid on her.....THAT big. Well I got this float and after blowing it up, I was a little skeptical. I thought no way was this going to keep her afloat. I even purchased the box with the guy on it, because the woman on the other box was about 1/10th her size. To my surprise she got on and started bobbing around the pool like a tugboat trudging through rough seas. In my mind there was no way this would last. 5...10...20...30 mins and that float was still.....FLOATING! 2 hours later, when it was time for dinner, my wife was finally willing to get out of the pool. She came charging out of the water like an Orca coming on shore to ravage a seal and this float didn't skip a beat. It is sturdy, durable, and still going strong after several weeks. Except for the chicken wing sauce and the French fry grease she got on it, it looks and functions as it did on day one!!! Don't miss out on this one!!! Your sexy wife will thank you!!!