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After having been a vegetarian for many years, I was appalled when I started getting cravings during my pregnancy for meat. I reluctantly began eating chicken, beef, pork, even lamb. However, the craving just couldn't be satisfied. Thus, I took to the world wide web where I found this product: Dragon Meat. I normally wouldn't have tried such a thing, but then I started doing some research. Studies show that consumption of dragon meat during pregnancy can have favorable results for the infant. It turns out that eating dragon meat increases the likelihood of having a higher IQ, above average strength, classical beauty, and, in some special cases, magical abilities. According to legend the following historical figures are said to have fed on the nutrients of dragon meat while in the mother's womb: Helen of Troy, Merlin, Hercules, Benjamin Franklin, Genghis Khan, Aristotle, and Cleopatra. I decided to take a chance and ordered my first can of dragon meat. I thought to myself, it can't hurt. After consuming my first can of delicious dragon meat my pregnancy craving was satisfied. This is one happy mother and baby to be. What baby wants, baby gets, and that's more dragon meat.