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How to Escape the Wife 101
I never thought it would be this easy and cheap to escape my wife, but this truly is the ultimate wife escaper. Don't believe me, try it yourself. Just blow up, row and wallah... it's that easy. Don't do what I did the first time and let her join. I haven't seen my wife in ages. I rowed across Lake Erie and life has been incredible ever since.
