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I open the can. I dump the can in their bowls. They eat the food. They continue living life, ignoring me and pretending like I don't exist. Indifferent to my needs, they don't care that I lovingly researched cans of wet meats for an hours, whilst on the clock at my cog job. But enough about me, how about those people in these comments who closely analyze the look, smell, texture and consistency of their canned cat food? If I ever get to a point in life where I am threatening to call the FDA about the white stuff that forms on the top of the canned meat blob, well, just take me out behind the woodshed, friends.