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As a 95 Pound Weakling...
This stuff ROCKS! I confess I bought my first smaller container at Costco. It was chocolate, the only flavor they carry. I wanted Vanilla to go with my morning fruit smoothly that Dr. Oz says is the key to stopping the muscle-bound bullies from kicking sand in my face. It worked! I have bulked up to 210 pounds of rock hard muscle. Sinews that glisten in the sunlight, thews that form a solid silhouette against the skyline. You remember that girl on the front of the hot rod magazines? I simply flex my right torangies and strut my oversize butangerock. Instant success with her! And that tattoo lady on the biker magazine, as a bonus! One thing that helped with my decision to buy this HUGE jug of muscle milk is the Dynamic, New and Informative Label. It has all the usual Nutrition facts required by law but ADDS TO THE REQUIREMENT's by having Nutrition Highlights as well as these groovy diagrams of essential and non-essential amino acids! Now when you are on the beach and you get sand kicked in your face you can stand up proud and state, " I've got 820 mg of L-methionine on board, dude. Show me what you got." And if you have to, you can DRAW THE DIAGRAM because you read the label. Please check out the pictures that I posted with this product.
May 2012 · Unknown · verified purchase
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